quotes
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:20 pm
and now for something complete different
i guess anybody knows that it's quite popular to plot quotes at the beginning and end of tv series, isn't it?i know there are millions of quotes you can find on the web, most are rubbish imo. and one quote of someone refutes the other.but it happened that i stumbled over a collection of quotes which was collected by someone before wikipedia or internet like we know it now at all.i found them on a amidisk and they was provided with a little proggy that plotted randomly a quote at booting.well i wouldn't write this and neither present them, or had the idea to do something with them except to forget them instantly, if they wouldn't be fun to read.the idea is obvious, i like to see a quote at start of pioneer.i can't say if anybody else would like it, but i do so.
Quote:
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But theopposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.NIELS BOHR
it goes on in this style, i think they are at least worth to take a look at.the file's here, check them out and tell me what you think.[attachment=1084:Quotes.txt]and even if we never see them in pioneer, they will offer some good laughs or at least a broad smile.
Quote:
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.ARTHUR C CLARKE
this one i really love
Quote:
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever youhit the target.ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT
no comment
Quote:
Laws of Computer Programming(1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.(2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.(3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.(4) If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.(5) Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.(6) The value of a program is porportional to the weight of its output.(7) Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of theprogrammer who must maintain it.(8) Make it possible for programmers to write programs inEnglish, and you will find that programmers cannot writein English.SIGPLAN Notices, Vol 2 No 2
another one not included to terminate it
Quote:
I havn't laughed so much since PompeiiHIS BLUENESS
Quote:
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But theopposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.NIELS BOHR
it goes on in this style, i think they are at least worth to take a look at.the file's here, check them out and tell me what you think.[attachment=1084:Quotes.txt]and even if we never see them in pioneer, they will offer some good laughs or at least a broad smile.
Quote:
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.ARTHUR C CLARKE
this one i really love
Quote:
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever youhit the target.ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT
no comment
Quote:
Laws of Computer Programming(1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.(2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.(3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.(4) If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.(5) Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.(6) The value of a program is porportional to the weight of its output.(7) Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of theprogrammer who must maintain it.(8) Make it possible for programmers to write programs inEnglish, and you will find that programmers cannot writein English.SIGPLAN Notices, Vol 2 No 2
another one not included to terminate it
Quote:
I havn't laughed so much since PompeiiHIS BLUENESS